Rape and Death Penalty

Recently I heard people go and claim rape as "TEH WERST TING EBUR", "WERSE DAN MERDER" and "WII SHUD TEECH MIN DAT WAPE IZ UNAKSEPTUBL ASS CANABULLEZM". Well guess what? If you are raped and alive, you're still alive, congratulations! Rape is nothing to be ashamed of, sure you may have lost your fucking virginity but guess what? You're alive, people can recover from rape, you cannot recover from murder or being eaten, what would you rather have? Rape, murder, or being cooked and fed to Dr. Hannibal Lecter? If you picked the first one, you get a fucking cookie!

Why rape is different from just being killed and eaten (assuming you're not raped and murdered):
-You can recover from rape.
-Death is permanent.
-Cannibalism is being eaten, which in my opinion is worse than rape.
-Virginity DOES NOT MATTER.

And about that death penalty, let me tell you something, would you rather have someone die a wrongful death? Would you rather have someone die because of a misdemeanor? That's what the death penalty is, a complete, bullshit system. It needs to be abolished, and guess what? The United States is one of the top 5 (source: [link]) countries with the most deaths caused by the death penalty, Texas even leads the most death row penalties in the US ([link]). I don't care if you are worried that "OMG DAT WAPIST STEL AWIVE", get over it, at least s/he's in jail.

TL;DR version: Shut the fuck up about rape and the death penalty, rape isn't as bad as cannibalism and the death penalty is bullshit.